SUNDAY

2:00PM - Skin Tag Open Mic @ Checker Hall, Los Angeles, CA
Second Sunday of every month. Lotto, 1-item minimum
Hosted by @meatbrickmolly

*3:45PM - Two Popes: Sunday Service Open Mic @ The Glendale Room, Glendale, CA
Bucket, $5 for 5 minutes, capped at 25 comic
Hosted by @parnellpiano and @DanDowlingStraightGrammin

4:00PM - Sunday Auditions @The Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve, audition to get booked at a real comedy club
Best point of contact: @thecomedychateau

4:30PM - Tao Comedy Studio, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, first come first serve
Contact: @taocomedystudio

*6:30PM - Leg Day @ The Rec Room, Huntington Beach, CA
Lottery
Hosted by @drewbockkindof

*7:00PM - Open Mic @ Pau Haus Gallery, Los Angeles, CA
20 lottery slots, $5/5 min
Best point of contact: @pauhausla

*8:00PM - Sunday Punchline @ Mrs. Robinson’s Irish Pub, Toluca Lake, CA
Two hour long blocks before the 10PM show, 1-item minimum, signup at sundaypunchline.com (ON HIATUS)
Best point of contact: @sundaypunchline

8:00PM - No Blender Open Mic @ Flappers Comedy Club, Burbank, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

8:30PM - Liquid Zoo, Van Nuys, CA
First come first serve, 2-item min
Hosted by @ryantalmo

NEW TIME
10:30PM - Liberty Laughter Open Mic @ The Pack Theatre (inside of The Broadwater Theatre, NOT at The Pack), Los Angeles, CA
Hosted by @comediansergiosantana and @kylealehner

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

TUESDAY

4:30PM - Amsterdam Cafe, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve
Best point of contact: @jeremycomedy

4:30PM - Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA
First 10 in line get up, 10 more drawn from the bucket, two minutes, must work clean
Hosted by @dangreencomedy

*5:00PM - Happy Hour Open Mic @ The Hollywood Improv (Main Room), Los Angeles, CA
Bucket. rotating hosts, Reeta and other Levity bookers watch. Best sets get 5-minute showcase for Lab Work, sometimes cold opens for the Main Room shows, sometimes shows in The Lab and other opportunities for work.
www.improv.com/hollywood

5:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

5:30PM - Oeno Vino, Los Angeles, CA
1-item min, first come first serve
Host unknown. If you have that info, email me

6:00PM - Earliest Late Show @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come, first serve. Do a set, get interviewed, kinda like late night.
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

*6:30PM - The Offbeat Mic @ The Offbeat Bar, Highland Park, CA
1-item minimum, lotto (ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)
Hosted by @heatherfromtheinternet

6:30PM - Brix Sunset Beach, Huntington Beach, CA
First come, first serve, 1-item minimum
Hosted by @jamariomcclain

6:30PM - Blackstone Owl, Baldwin Park, CA
First come, first serve, $5 covers two sodas, first and last Tuesdays of every month
Hosted by @medro_comedy

7:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

7:00PM - Tryon Studio, Santa Monica, CA
First come, first serve, $5/5 min
Hosted by @thecomedycollege

7:00PM - Open Mic @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA
Lotto, first Tuesday of every month. $8 and a one- item minimum. GM and staff watches the mic.
Hosted by @krazeferdays

7:15PM - Alcapulco Goldie’s @ Mexican Village, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto. Hosted by @skobelsnax21 and @shanebianchi

7:30PM - LGBT+ Allies Mic @ Tao Comedy Studio, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, first come first serve
Contact: @taocomedystudio

*7:30PM - Kiki’s Mic @ Molly Malone’s, Los Angeles, CA
Biweekly, one-item minimum, lottery, win fun prizes like babies and shit
Hosted by @itskikiandersen

7:30PM - Comedyaoke @ Universal Bar and Grill, Los Angeles, CA
First Come First serve
Hosted by @ronswallow 

8:00PM - Mad About Tarot @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve
Hosted by that cock @whileuwerstalkin

8:15PM - A Hill To Die On @ Corbin Bowl, Tarzana, CA
First come first serve, 1-item minimum, every other Tuesday
Hosted by @stephanie.f.santana

9:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

9:00PM - No Blender Open Mic @ Flappers Comedy Club, Burbank, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

9:00PM - Accidental Chaos, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve, $5/5 min
Contact @accidentalchaos on instagram for the address

*9:45PM - Westside Comedy Theater, Santa Monica, CA
$2 to enter lotto, 25 names pulled up top, rotating hosts
Best point of contact: @westsidecomedy

*10:00PM - Jenga Open Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve, pull a Jenga block, do the suggestion on the block. If the tower falls, you loose your turn. Host will work you in if you have a terminal illness, regardless if the tower falls.
Hosted by @aaronmmarsh

11:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
3-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

WEDNESDAY

5:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

*5:30PM - Oeno Vino, Los Angeles, CA
1-item min, first come first serve
Hosted by @kayla_cats_and_comedy and @oglewhelmed

5:30PM - Cahuenga General Store, North Hollywood, CA
Sign-up here: slotted.co/cough5510
Hosted by @mrjimcoughlin

*5:30PM - The Kibitz Room at Canters’s Deli, Los Angeles, CA
5-min w/ purchase, 2-min and 30-sec w/o, lotto, must work clean
Hosted by @burtwithau, @bobgreen6668 and @cheleonearth

5:30PM - The Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve. Mic runs from 6 to 7
Best point of contact: @thecomedychateau

*5:30PM - Lab Work @ The Hollywood Improv (Lab), Los Angeles, CA
Bucket, rotating hosts, despite the rumors, the booker Reeta does book cold opens for The Main Room as well as shows in The Lab from Lab Work as well
www.improv.com/hollywood

6:00PM - The Weird Girl Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve, open to all acts
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

6:00PM - Stand-Up Comedy Club, Bellflower, CA
Lotto, rotating hosts
Best point of contact: @thestandupcomedyclub

6:00PM - Flappers Comedy Club (Main Room), Burbank, CA
Audition for the booker, first come, first serve, first-timers get priority, runs 90 minutes
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

7:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

7:00PM - The Barkley Open Mic - South Pasadena, CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by @rubedawg18

7:30PM - Tao Comedy Studio, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, first come first serve
Contact: @taocomedystudio

7:30PM - Bruddah’s Hawaiian Foods, Gardena, CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by @erikescobar

7:30PM - Brite Star Bar, Glendora, CA
First come first serve, last Wednesday of every month
Hosted by @greg_brent_comedy

7:45PM - The Glendale Room, Glendale, CA
Bucket, $5 for 5 minutes, capped at 20 comics
Hosted by @mollyannhale and @finamofo

8:00PM - Gigi’s Cocktails, Ventura, CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by @artielopezhaha

8:00PM - What’s Up Wednesdays @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve
Hosted by @joemezeraani

8:30PM - Barbershop Comedy Live @Close Up Cuts, Inglewood, CA
First come, first serve
Best point of contact: @barbershopcomedylive

9:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

9:00PM - Rock The Mic @ Rock & Reilly’s, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto, monthly
Hosted by @mimilandru

9:00PM - No Blender Open Mic @ Flappers Comedy Club, Burbank, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

9:00PM - Wildcard Wednesdays @ Accidental Chaos, Los Angeles, CA
Ffirst come first serve, $5/5 min
Contact @accidentalchaos on instagram for the address

10:00PM - Riff Raff @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve, no material, might have to do stupid shit but it’s fun and highly entertaining to watch.
Best point of contact: @theriffraffmic

11:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
3-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

THURSDAY

12:00PM - The Good Mic @ Lyric Hyperion, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @the_good_mic

5:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

5:00PM - Oeno Vino, Los Angeles, CA
1-item min, first come first serve
Host unknown. If you have that info, email me

5:30PM - The Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve. Mic runs from 6-7
Best point of contact: @thecomedychateau

5:30PM - Ladies Mic @ Flappers Comedy Club (Main Room), Burbank CA
Female performers only
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

*6:30PM - Fanatic Salon, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, first come, first serve
Hosted by @whitneyrayner

6:00 - Roll The Dice @ Third Wheel, Los Angeles, CA
First come, first serve.
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

6:00PM - HaHa Cafe, North Hollywood, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Hosted by @tisevanwarner

6:00PM - Beach Garden Social House, Long Beach CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by @ablancokid

6:45PM - Comedy By The Slice @ Pedones Pizza Hermosa, Hermosa Beach, CA
First come first serve
Hosted by: @mikephenix310

7:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

7:00PM - Hopeless Open mic @ Delicious Pizza, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto,
Hosted by @daviddobie and @pelechjohn

7:00PM - Bear Knuckles @ Brews Brothers, North Hollywood, CA
1-item minimum, sign-up here: slotted.co/bearknux/
Hosted by @drewjfahey and @seanymysoul

7:00PM - Corbin Bowl, Tarzana, CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by @ryantalmo and @stephanie.f.santana

7:30PM - Leg Day @ The Rec Room, Huntington Beach, CA
Lottery
Best point of contact: @recroomhb

*7:30PM - Comedy on the Patio @ The Good Bar, Long Beach, CA
Last Thursday of the month, first come, first serve
Hosted by @adamdsepulveda and @christiansenrud

8:00PM - Character Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve. No stand-up. Characters only.
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

8:00PM - The Workout @ The W at Worthingtons, Riverside, CA
First come, first serve, 1-item minimum
Hosted by @aaronchase91, @willie_d20 and @thegeorgef

*8:00PM - Chatterbox, Covina, CA
Order pulled up top, rotating hosts
Best point of contact: @hernia

8:00PM - Ego Death @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
First come first serve, do a set then tell an embarrassing story or sing karaoke
Hosted by @lorangemic

8:30PM - The Activist Kitchnen Creative Space, Los Angeles, CA
First come, first sirve, open to all mediums; comedy, music, ect.
Hosted by @katplanets

9:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

10:00PM - Funmug @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
Pairs of comics riff on suggestions. ”Popcorn” style.
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

11:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
3-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

FRIDAY

4:45PM - The Hollywood Improv (Lab), Los Angeles, CA
Lotto, Women/trans/non-binary, second and fourth Friday of every month. The booker Reeta watches this mic too.
Hosted by @rachelbabrams and @juicygena

5:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

6:00PM - Acalpulco Goldie’s North @ Clubhouse, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto, suggested donation
Hosted by: @mikeymcdonald55 @joseph_fulmer and @shanebianchicomedy

7:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

7:00PM - Bundle Of Sticks @ Plaza Bar, Los Angeles, CA
Free, sign-up at slotted.co/bundleofsticks
Hosted by @turtleenigmatic and @sidlaughs

7:30PM - Tao Comedy Studio, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, first come first serve
Contact: @taocomedystudio

9:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
5-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

10:00PM - Shannon’s Shit Show @ Fanatic Salon, Los Angeles, CA
$5/5 min, lotto, order pulled up top, people who show up late go up at the end of the lotto portion.
Hosted by @wubsidaisy

10:30PM - The Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve
Best point of contact: @thecomedychateau

11:00PM - Def Noodles Comedy Club, Los Angeles, CA
3-minutes, free, sign-up here.
Best point of contact: @defnoodlescomedyclub

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy

SATURDAY

1:45PM - Melody Bar & Grill, Los Angeles, CA
First come, first serve
Hosted by L.G. Ross

3:00PM - Good Fat, Oeno Vino, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto. Runs two hours
Best point of contact: @goodfatopenmic

5:00PM - Lyt Comedy @ Flappers Comedy Club, Burbank, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

*5:00PM - Flamingo Mic @ Lyric Hyperion, Los Angeles, CA
List of 10 with 10 lotto spots in between the list spots, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @theflambostage

6:00PM - Pizza Party Open Mic @ Third Wheel Comedy, Los Angeles, CA
Lotto, $3 slices for sale
Hosted by @effiesayshi and @therealarimonahan

*9:15PM - Kaboom Comedy @ NoHo Diner, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve
Best point of contact: @richiethecisme

10:00PM - No Blender Open Mic @ Flappers Comedy Club, Burbank, CA
Lotto, 1-item minimum
Best point of contact: @flapperscomedy

10:30PM - The Comedy Chateau, North Hollywood, CA
First come, first serve.
Best point of contact: @thecomedychateau

11:30PM - Midnight Mic @ Third Wheel Studios, Los Angeles, CA
12-2, first come first serve
Best point of contact: @thirdwheelcomedy